Saturday, February 17, 2007

Death By Coffee

I remeber a few disturbing scenes over the years in which people are buried alive.

One death occurred in a grain elevator.

Another was covered with dirt or concrete.

The image in my mind right now is of myself in the bottom of a giant coffee bag. The beans were piling up slowly at first...so I was able to keep my footing and stay on top of the java. But the bag is filling up fast, and I can no longer manage the flood of beans. I am suffocating under a mound of coffee.

Help!

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