While studying and working on a paper for ten hours straight today...in a library that smells like stale fish for some reason...I had a near-death experience.
As I collapsed onto a table loaded with commentaries, bibles, and socio-rhetorical studies of the first century Graeco-Roman world...I saw a bright light. As I got closer and closer to the light I realized that my mind had been separated from my body and then I heard a deep voice. It was quiet at first but kept getting louder...
"Chris..."
"Chris..."
"Hey, Bean!"
Then I realized the terrible nature of my dilemma...I had fallen asleep and a buddy was bringing the ugly truth to everyone's attention by calling my name from across the room!
Two more weeks and I'm free!!
Free to sleep in....
Free to play X-box...
Free to go kayaking with my patient little princess, Jessica!
Can't wait!
2 comments:
LOL, with friends like that....
Tragically funny. Almost done!
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